• No, not *that* kind of turkey trot.
• We sayeth see-eth thiseth playeth.
• Are you gonna vote that?
• The local wineries just got a little more fineries.
• If Agatha Christie had written it, it'd be called "And Then There Were Gay Men."
• Millions of dollars of drugs, minus a kick-ass car chase with Gene Hackman.
• When you buy local, we all benefit. (Except the terrorists.)
• Wait a sec: You're telling me all teens *aren't* selfish?
• Istvan Gallery celebrates one year! (And we still don't know what an Istvan is.)
• Ladies and gentlemen ...Boobzilla.